| satan: |
let there be wifi passwords
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| satan: |
let there be calories
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| satan: |
let there be post limit
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| satan: |
let there be hipsters |
6:32 am |
May 28 2012
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last day of school
| other people: |
OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :'(((
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| me: |
adios bitchachos |
4:41 am |
May 28 2012
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| Jesus: |
Love thy neighbor as thyself
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| Apostle: |
What if they’re gay?
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| Jesus: |
Did I fucking stutter? |
3:02 am |
May 22 2012
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| me: |
does 5 minute work out
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| me: |
expects drastic changes |
4:33 am |
May 19 2012
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| me: |
*stays home*
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| parents: |
why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
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| me: |
*goes out*
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| parents: |
omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
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| me: |
*eats*
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| parents: |
you are ruining your body with that garbage
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| me: |
*doesn't eat something*
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| parents: |
we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
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| me: |
*exhales*
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| parents: |
don't give me that attitude |
4:05 am |
May 19 2012
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